TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and
find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your
math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you
spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always
get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a
sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not
only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition
on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your
math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without
using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you
spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical
formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always
get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a
sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.'
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not
only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition
on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a
person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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