Anyway, the moment i told the Uncle my destination, he was attempting to key it into his GPS system. The reason why i used the word 'attempting' is because he couldn't spell past the first 3 alphabets of the road name. So i helped him along and maybe that was the trigger, because he started talking to me the whole journey.
He started off by telling me that his girlfriend doesn't fail him because she is always with him when he's lost and guides him yada yada yada...Then after a while i asked "Uncle, your girlfriend you're referring to is your GPS system ah?!" (Take note the whole conversation was in Mandarin) Then he was like "Yea lor, this girlfriend of mine is very good. Stay by me through good and bad times and will never leave me. I just have to change battery and she'll be with me again!"
No, that's not the strangest part. He went on to say how painful it is for someone whom you love leaves you...how painful it is for both males and females..Then he asked "Girl ah, you know this feeling? The feeling of a love one leaving you?" and if i 失恋 before...So i very cheekily asked him if i looked like i got dumped. And you know what he said?! He said I looked very upset and seems as though my boyfriend ditched me -_-"' So i was trying to explain to him very kindly "Uncle, i didn't get dumped and i'm not upset. I'm just tired!"
But he didn't get my hint and asked if my boyfriend loved me..blah blah..even if he loves me now he might not love me in the future...OH MY GOODNESS -_-"'
Well, you can just imagine how my ride went. He seemed so depressed and all..talking about love and pain..this Uncle is about 60+ years old?!?! Hahaha I felt almost sorry i had to alight from his taxi because he seemed to be deprived of someone to listen to him. But i just didn't fancy his erm...deductions from my facial expressions that i got dumped! HMMPH!!
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